gay sex in movies is either like FULLY unhinging their jaws to attack each other’s faces or soft light finger touch…..oh so slow…..if our palms touch i might turn intó a million crystalline móths…..look at my shoulder
i love the way women talk… every woman has their own fun expressions and mannerisms we have FUN with it men all talk the same
in actual honesty there’s tons of research on how women are linguistic innovators (one example: a study conducted about language changes in english from 1417 to 1681 found that 11 out of the 14 changes they studied were led by young girls, and the 3 remaining linguistic changes were linked to men’s greater access to education) and you can still see that all the time because women talk so distinctively and so fun like you can see young women leading linguistic change all around you
m86:
me: hey
art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor*
me: okay!
im trying to be authentic and true to myself but she’s very elusive which is sexy but hard to work with
i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene
“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute
Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you
me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!
me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………
this is so true


